They Will Kill You Review: Kirill Sokolov’s Action Horror Is a Bloody Blast A woman answers a cryptic ad for a housekeeping job at a luxurious yet foreboding New York City high-rise. Upon arrival, she discovers residents have vanished without a trace for decades, fuelling whispers of a satanic cult … They Will Kill You Review: Kirill Sokolov’s Action Horror Is a Bloody BlastRead more
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The Viral Snuff Movie Review That Was Never Meant to Be
The Viral Snuff Movie Review That Was Never Meant to Be by David L. Tamarin Joe X’s “Richard Speck Murders Re-Enacted” is the Citizen Kane of snuff films, so I had high expectations for his newest feature, “IRS Agent in Basement.” He did not let me down, and “IRS Agent” is a … The Viral Snuff Movie Review That Was Never Meant to BeRead more
The Well (2024) Review: A Familiar Apocalypse That Plays It Too Safe
Survival instincts, scarce water, and a world you’ve seen before. Water is the oldest weapon. Strip a society of it, and everything collapses, quickly and brutally. That premise sits at the core of The Well, a 2024 post-apocalyptic survival film directed by Hubert Davis. In a genre already crowded with … The Well (2024) Review: A Familiar Apocalypse That Plays It Too SafeRead more
Ready or Not 2 Review: A Cathartic Horror Comedy That Delivers
The game is bigger. The billionaires are worse. The catharsis is real. Ready or Not 2 Review: A Cathartic Horror Comedy That Delivers The year 2019 introduced audiences to Grace, a bride who spent her wedding night fighting for survival against her newly inherited family of Satanists. Ready or Not became an … Ready or Not 2 Review: A Cathartic Horror Comedy That DeliversRead more
Slanted Review: The High School Satire That Replaces Laughs With Wounds
If you can’t beat them, be them. The cost is everything. Amy Wang’s debut feature, Slanted, opens with a child pulling at the corners of her eyes. It is a moment of cruelty so specific and so tired that it immediately establishes the film’s thesis: the world is not built for … Slanted Review: The High School Satire That Replaces Laughs With WoundsRead more
Sounds That Can’t Be Made, Undertone Review: A Technical Triumph Without a Story
Somewhere inside your head, the horror sings in you. Undertone Review A podcast host covering spooky content moves in to care for her dying mother. When sent recordings of a pregnant couple’s paranormal encounters, she discovers their story parallels hers, each tape pushing her toward madness. One day, I’ll play … Sounds That Can’t Be Made, Undertone Review: A Technical Triumph Without a StoryRead more
Dolly Review: Seann William Scott Faces Terrifying Horror in 2026’s Grittiest Slasher
Stifler goes slasher in this gruesome tribute to 70s grindhouse terror. Dolly Review: Seann William Scott Faces Terrifying Horror in 2026’s Grittiest Slasher The 2026 horror gets a brutal, grimy new entry this week with the release of Dolly, a film generating significant buzz for its post-Terrifier gore and relentless tension. Directed … Dolly Review: Seann William Scott Faces Terrifying Horror in 2026’s Grittiest SlasherRead more
The Bride! Review: Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Feminist Frankenstein Reboot Is a Punk Rock Triumph
Here comes the motherfucking bride: Gyllenhaal’s monster masterpiece is alive with anarchic joy. Maggie Gyllenhaal has done something remarkable with her sophomore feature, The Bride!: she’s taken the stitches and scars of cinema history and reanimated them into something entirely her own. The film wears its influences like badges of honour, … The Bride! Review: Maggie Gyllenhaal’s Feminist Frankenstein Reboot Is a Punk Rock TriumphRead more
The Phantasm Franchise: A Spherical Journey Through Cinematic Insanity
Five films. Forty years. One very tall problem. A spherical journey through cinema’s most wonderfully confusing nightmare. There are certain horror franchises that play by the rules, and then there’s Phantasm, a series that seems to have been dreamt up by a feverish raccoon on a three-day bender after watching too … The Phantasm Franchise: A Spherical Journey Through Cinematic InsanityRead more
Dolly Review: A Grindhouse Horror Fairy Tale That Goes for the Jugular
Dolly Review: Grindhouse style meets extreme brutality in this twisted fairy tale. If your taste in horror skews toward the gritty, sweaty, and unapologetically nasty side of the 1970s, then Rod Blackhurst’s Dolly is a film that deserves a spot on your watchlist. This new 2026 horror film wears its influences on its blood-soaked … Dolly Review: A Grindhouse Horror Fairy Tale That Goes for the JugularRead more
Scream 7 Review: Is it The Homecoming For the Franchise?
A bloody comfort food homecoming that prioritises legacy over innovation. Scream 7 Review: Is it The Homecoming For the Franchise? The release of Scream 7 marks a pivotal, and arguably chaotic, moment for a franchise that has historically defied the odds. For nearly thirty years, since Wes Craven’s 1996 masterpiece redefined the … Scream 7 Review: Is it The Homecoming For the Franchise?Read more
The Last Sacrifice Review: The Unsolved Murder That Haunted British Folk Horror
True crime, pagan revival, and cinema collide in this jaw-dropping documentary. The Last Sacrifice is sometimes clunky in its true crime format. It’s trying too hard to be scary. The approach doesn’t always suit the material, because the wild cinematic crossover with nonfiction is exponentially more interesting, and no crime was … The Last Sacrifice Review: The Unsolved Murder That Haunted British Folk HorrorRead more
Psycho Killer Review: A Satanic Slasher Caught Between Seven and Stereotype
Psycho Killer, a taut but flawed thriller that swaps the sophistication of Seven for a Satanic cliché, driven by a strong lead in Georgina Campbell From the writer who defined 90s cinematic darkness comes a new slasher that attempts to revisit the gritty serial killer thriller. Andrew Kevin Walker, the … Psycho Killer Review: A Satanic Slasher Caught Between Seven and StereotypeRead more
Sweetness: The Annie Wilkes of Gen-Z Has Arrived
Sweetness is Misery for the streaming age, a candy-coated nightmare about love, grief, and the monster hiding in plain sight on your bedroom wall. Sweetness When a superfan learns that her rock-star idol is spiraling into addiction, she makes it her mission to save him, whether he wants her help or not. … Sweetness: The Annie Wilkes of Gen-Z Has ArrivedRead more
The Mortuary Assistant Review: A Rare Win for Horror Game Adaptations
The Mortuary Assistant Follows Rebecca Owens, a mortuary science graduate who takes a night job at River Fields Mortuary. What begins as a routine job soon turns sinister as she faces terrifying supernatural forces. Director: Jeremiah Kipp Writers: Tracee Beebe and Brian Clarke Embracing the Macabre: Jeremiah Kipp’s ‘The Mortuary … The Mortuary Assistant Review: A Rare Win for Horror Game AdaptationsRead more